Stellarstop Newsletter 2

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Stellarstop Weekly Newsletter

Issue 2

January 23rd 2010

Welcome to the second issue of the Stellar Weekly Newsletter!!! Note, This issue is PG-13, Enjoy.

Contents:
-Achievements
-Event Review
-Minigame Review
-Picture, Joke and Quote of the week
-War of Legends
-FIN

Achievements
-Chance got 99 fishing, Have fun showing off your cape!

-Surf got 15m strength exp, Really should try getting exp in other skills
-Aaron got 99 magic, Have fun Venge+Spellbook swap+Barraging!


Event Review
Well I didnt go again but the event was the Brimhaven Agility Place. Not sure how it went


Minigame Review
Ok so jagex upgraded the barbarian assualt rewards and people are now racing off to get a set of "Full Pencace", But how many of you actually know how to play this game? Some people think its annoying and stupid while some find it very entertaining. The rewards require a lot of work to get though. The hardest part is finding a good team or maybe getting the defender points. The rest isnt too hard! About 5 minutes after the update, the barbarian assault place will filled with people advertising, playing and spamming "Jagex ruined torso!". Anyways I highly recommend you give barbarian assault another go even if you thought it was boring and annoying beyond belief.

Picture, Joke and Quote of the week
I've decided to put up a section for these I will get the jokes from flames' thread, quotes from my thread and pictures i'll find myself

Picture of the week!

Hades is a stripper!

If you dont get it its because that picture is me and my name is "TheProHades" and I look like I'm wearing no shirt or pants

Quote of the week!


Electric Train
*Warning, Mild Language*
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the female dog in the kitchen."

War of Legends
Have you tried the new game jagex is publishing? Its called "War of Legends". Its a MMO strategy game in real time. You build building and troops to invade. This takes REAL time so you will need to have some patience. However, this game is really addicting! You should really give it a try! If you do, join the "Red Dragon" server and choose Whispering Wastelands. When you can, join the clan "Stellar Legends"!

FIN

Sad, only person that sent stuff in was kieran oh well
We need YOUR help! Tell your friends everyone! Just contributing a picture is nice but writing an article would be appreciated. Read last weeks issue to see what to send in .
See you next week! Hopefully i'll get some help writing it next week

[dmt1234]

i didn't even know there was newsletter, also i got 15m + str exp too

[Kieran]

That was a good read

Maybe in future you could post the newsletters on Sundays so that you have time to write a review of the event and add some pictures of it. Or maybe just a few hours later.

Also might be a good idea to add the publish date to each newsletter in case people want to go back and look at newsletters from the past.

There's a couple of minor issues with you closing the "b" and "i" tags in the wrong order. If they show up on the page, it means you need to swap them around

Hope everybody else found that as entertaining as I did.

[Roanlo Zolo]

Lol how did Jagex ruin the torso lol? They did NOTHING to change how you get points. It's still the exact same game, but with more rewards, bigger room, and the ability to have an exp reward INSTEAD of the point reward=getting a torso.

Really don't see what everyone's issue is with Defender, as long as you know how to do it (lay the right food, in a pathway towards the trap) It's simple. Annoying if you have bad teams though, i agree with that.
Don't see how it's a "pointless" game. Requires teamwork. guess everyone is scared of having friends.
I can just as easily say pking is pointless ^_^

Congratulations to Chance and Aaron ^_^

Funny story, who wrote it? Make sure you do that each time (even if it was you).

[asmih]

Lol how did Jagex ruin the torso lol? They did NOTHING to change how you get points. It's still the exact same game, but with more rewards, bigger room, and the ability to have an exp reward INSTEAD of the point reward=getting a torso.

Really don't see what everyone's issue is with Defender, as long as you know how to do it (lay the right food, in a pathway towards the trap) It's simple. Annoying if you have bad teams though, i agree with that.
Don't see how it's a "pointless" game. Requires teamwork. guess everyone is scared of having friends.
I can just as easily say pking is pointless ^_^

Congratulations to Chance and Aaron ^_^

Funny story, who wrote it? Make sure you do that each time (even if it was you).

they took away the str bonus then returned it XD

[cherrypie 90]

Thanks Dylan

[Roanlo Zolo]

Lol how did Jagex ruin the torso lol? They did NOTHING to change how you get points. It's still the exact same game, but with more rewards, bigger room, and the ability to have an exp reward INSTEAD of the point reward=getting a torso.

Really don't see what everyone's issue is with Defender, as long as you know how to do it (lay the right food, in a pathway towards the trap) It's simple. Annoying if you have bad teams though, i agree with that.
Don't see how it's a "pointless" game. Requires teamwork. guess everyone is scared of having friends.
I can just as easily say pking is pointless ^_^

Congratulations to Chance and Aaron ^_^

Funny story, who wrote it? Make sure you do that each time (even if it was you).

they took away the str bonus then returned it XD

Ah ok, didn't see that part on it. Things are overrated anyway.
Penance is basically rune now. Skirt has same stats as platelegs. Fighter Helm is quite good as well.

[john wick]

We should have this newsletter a long time ago, then i would be in it a lot for achievments.

[cherrypie 90]

We should have this newsletter a long time ago, then i would be in it a lot for achievments.

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