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Stellarstop Newsletter 3
« on: February 01, 2010, 02:41:36 am »
Stellarstop Weekly Newsletter
Issue 3

Welcome to Issue 3 of the Stellarstop Weekly Newsletter. This was written on Sunday, Few hours before my deadline so I kinda rushed it :). Its still pro though :P read on! Warning: Reading this newsletter may cause Excess-Awesomeness-Injuries. Read at your own risk.

Contents:
-Achievements
-Event Review
-Picture, Joke and Quote of the week
-Cannon at Greens
-Random Facts
-FIN

Achievements
Pho got 92 strength! :)
High finished wgs! Tds time :D

Event Review
I finally went to this weeks event :). We went on a p2p rev hunt! First we started off in Edgeville. We walked to our normal spot, that random zamorak chapel! We didn't have too much luck though and the scouts only found 2 knights. We decided to go wander around and found 2 orks, another knight and a cyclops. We also got bored and killed the Chaos elemental twice :). Owned him completely but got nothing good. We went to the volcano that no one knows about and saw a dark beast teleport. After that I had to leave :(.

Picture, Joke and Quote of the week

Picture
Ok I was at vinesweeper with Harley getting some farm exp for wgs and we were doing 2 patches. I compared patches and got this (After 5-10 minutes of work and no flagging)
Mine

Harley's


Quote

I just had to have 2 this week :)


Joke
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"On my way home, I find my wife going out with a guy. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Cannon at Greens
Have you seen people at greens with a cannon? Are you one of the ones that goes up to them and says "Nub cannon"? If you do, you're stupid! A cannon is extremely good at greens. Normally you would get about 200-500k per hour. With a cannon you get 1m+ if you concentrate. You even get to see people go up to you and say "Noob"! Another great thing is if you see a rev you can kill it with your cannon :). Oh and if you say cannons are noob in the clan chat kieran will probably kick you.

Random Facts
Random facts is back! After being absent last issue I have found more, RANDOM FACTS!
-Yaks moo in Runescape!
-Gf + bank = Gf bank!
-Chance caps' his I to be cool!
-I'm a poor noop!

FIN

We still need YOU! Check out this thread: http://www.stellarstop.com/forum/index.php/topic,1759.0.html
Ok that's another issue finally done bye :)
« Last Edit: February 01, 2010, 04:00:21 am by Kieran »

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Re: Stellarstop Newsletter 3
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2010, 03:51:14 am »
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